With the 4th of July just around the corner, it is a great reminder to take some time out of your day to celebrate more than just the BBQs, pool parties, and the three day weekend. American Independence Day stands for so many things. For many, it is a reminder to look back at the founding of the nation. And to appreciate the freedoms that can sometimes take for granted. For our team, we are inspired to continue the work of those who have embraced the spirit of self-defense. This has allowed Americans to celebrate freedom for 240 years.
Since the earliest days of the American Revolution, America has been founded in the very spirit of self-defense. Dating back to the Boston Tea Party and founding of the Continental Congress, Americans have risked of their lives, fortunes, and sacred honor to protect life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. On this July 4th, we hope you are inspired by the generations who have fought for all future generations.
The Department of Self Defense team will continue our mission in self-defense. As far as the liberty and pursuit of happiness part, we leave that up to you. To help continue this mission, we our offering special sales on our best selling products. Not only are these products popular today, we feel they would have been the best selling products back in the original thirteen colonies and ordered by General Washington himself had we been around in 1776.
Check out our special sales below and have a happy and safe 4th of July.
The always fashionable Streetwise Ladies Choice 21,000,000 Volt Coral Stun Gun would have been exactly what the Daughters of Liberty would have needed if a Red Coat drank a little too much Ale and was getting out of hand. The only complaint about the product would have been that it isn't available in red, white, and blue.
With George Washington away from Mount Vernon and John Adams helping Thomas Jefferson with the Declaration of Independence, Martha Washington and Abigail Adams were left alone to manage the homes. The future Presidents would have felt better about leaving their wives at home knowing they were protected by the easily concealable Streetwise Sting Ring 18,000,000 Volt Stun Gun.
Imagine how effective the Continental Army would have been had they been able to use the Jolt Police 45,000,000 Volt Tactical Flashlight Stun Gun. The bright LED flashlight gives a whole new meaning to the Bunker Hill rallying cry "Don't fire until you see the whites of their eyes".
While they might not have made their mark on the battlefield, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and all the other members of the Continental Congress were risking life and limb after being labeled as traitors by King George III. They might not have been looking over their shoulders while signing the Declaration of Independence had they been given these compact Police Force 9,200,000 Volt Gun Metal Tactical Flashlight Stun Guns.
And don't worry about Benjamin Franklin, we would have had him properly outfitted as well. As a man of fashion and practicality, our Zap 1,000,000 Volt Stun Cane would have given our favorite Founding Father a powerful stun gun without losing any mobility.
With so much uncertainty, walking down the street of New York or Boston could have meant being confronted by Red Coats or a group of unruly loyalists. What better way to enforce your right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness than with the Zap Blast Knuckles Extreme Stun Gun. With the rubberized coated soft contour grip helping to deliver 950,000 volts through 4 sharp electrodes, this would have left any loyalist reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.